These days, most are aware of two things in life: 1) Twilight/New Moon and other T-Lauts/man-wolf related mania have definitely stolen the Jo Bros’ thunder, and 2)  black is a slimming colour.Annnnnnd queue the Three Wolf Moon Shirt! I mean, come on, right?! SEX fo yo CHEST. Tear off whatever respectable apparel is clothing your body now, because it’s (possibly) a FULL MOON TONIGHT, baby!Call up the wingman and head out; this shirt is screamin’ “bang me.” You’ve got the wolves howling and the black for slimmage. No wrong done! If you’re feenin’ for a  long sleeve, no need to fret.

Check out this site for some ridiculous IQ-battering testimonies if you’re still not sold.Some sample testimonials:”Make sure you check with your local police before wearing this, BECAUSE IT’S MAD DANGEROUS TO THE LADIES.”"This shirt cured my acne and I grew 2 inches and gained 50lbs of pure muscle. I’m a beast now thanks to this shirt.”"When people see you in this shirt they KNOW you’re serious. They don’t f’ck around.”"There is no way our shirt cured Aids.”